She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Let's get the cat blown out
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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