i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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