it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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