Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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