She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
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