I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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