but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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