You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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