STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So much Jack, so little girl.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
