i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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