why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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