woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
