How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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