I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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