i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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