No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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