Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
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I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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