Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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