dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
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