White coat. Heels.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize