READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
you mean i was at the winter classic?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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