No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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