DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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