just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
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Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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