we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?