In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.