I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college