Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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