I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I came so hard my ears popped.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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