You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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