white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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