Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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