my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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