And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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