4 words: hood of his car
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
my poor anus
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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