AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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