I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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