I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He had some BAD nuttage
It's like cleavage......... but different
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
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Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!