school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Tumblr User Tells Story About A ‘Demon Gets Adopted By A Grandma’& It Needs To Be A F**king Movie
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
20+ Kids Who Probably Didn’t Mean To Draw Hardcore Porn
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?