I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I'm bleeding and have questions
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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