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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
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So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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