I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
