You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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