Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance