if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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