I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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