I feel great
I just peed on a car
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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