Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
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If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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