It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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