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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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