dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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