I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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