She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Two words: nipple clamps
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