Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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