We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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