I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Will exercising make me less horny?
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