You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I would ride that face into the sunset
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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