11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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